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Daily Joke: Little Boy Was Asked to Do a Report on Childbirth

Joe Akins
Mar 23, 2020
11:00 P.M.

A little boy surprisingly finds out that nobody in his family had been given birth to the natural way for the past three generations.

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Parents often think that children do not know the answer to certain things when they ask them, and this assumption is wrong.

When a child asks a parent about something, it is perhaps in the best interest of the parents to answer as truthfully as they can to avoid looking incompetent in the eye of their child.

Photo  of a cute boy standing in a school library, holding a book | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a cute boy standing in a school library, holding a book | Photo: Getty Images

A little boy proved that he was smarter than how his parents perceived him to be. In school, this little boy had been asked to make a report on childbirth. Approaching his parent, he asked how he was born. The prudish parents replied the boy saying:

"Well, honey, the stork brought you to us."

Photo of father and son doing homework at home | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of father and son doing homework at home | Photo: Getty Images

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Surprised, the boy then proceeded to ask how his parents were born, and in their prudish manner, they told the boy they had been found under a rock by their parents.

Not one to back down, the little boy then asked how his grandparents were born, feeling uncomfortable about the line of questioning already, the mother explained that the grandparents were found under a cabbage leaf.

Photo of father helping boy doing his schoolwork at home | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of father helping boy doing his schoolwork at home | Photo: Getty Images

Seeing as there were no more questions to ask, the boy proceeded to write his report. A few days later, the boy handed in his report, which left his teacher confused.

In the opening statement, the boy expressed that the report had been challenging to write because there had not been a natural birth in his family for the past three generations.

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Photo of an adorable little boy doing his schoolwork at home | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of an adorable little boy doing his schoolwork at home | Photo: Getty Images

Ever wanted to get a gift for your girl child, and you come across a deal that leaves you stunned? Here is how a man found out the cost of getting a doll for his child.

A man had gone to the toy shop to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. While engaging the assistant in a conversation about the cost of the dolls, he got a shocking surprise.

 Photo of a family with one child shopping together in toy store. | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a family with one child shopping together in toy store. | Photo: Getty Images

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The assistant intimated the man about the various dolls and their cost. She said, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95; Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95."

She further added, "...Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."

Photo of father buying a gift to his daughter in toy store. | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of father buying a gift to his daughter in toy store. | Photo: Getty Images

On hearing the cost for the "Divorced Barbie," the man asked why she was the most expensive of all the dolls. The assistant replied that the reason "Divorced Barbie" was the most expensive was that she came with extra things which she got from her divorce from Ken.

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