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Daily Joke: A Lady Visits the Doctor to See about Getting a Facelift

Odette Odendaal
May 10, 2020
01:00 A.M.
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Taking matters into our own hands can have surprising consequences, as one lady found out when she went took her doctor's help too far. Enjoy today's daily joke!

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One evening while looking herself over in the mirror, Maribel decided to go to the doctor the very next day to get something done about all her wrinkles.

"Doctor, I would like to get a facelift," Maribel said after they both sat down in his consultation room. Weighing up the options, the doctor replied, " Well, I can most certainly recommend a procedure, but you will have to come back for follow-ups every six months."

A Lady unhappy about her wrinkles. | Source: Pexels.

A Lady unhappy about her wrinkles. | Source: Pexels.

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The suggestion didn't strike Maribel as a good one. "Isn't there a procedure that would allow you to do everything at once so I won't have to come back?" she asked.

After thinking for a moment, the doctor offered Maribel another option and said, "There is a new procedure that consists of putting a screw into the top of your head. When the wrinkles appear, all you have to do is give it a little turn, and they will be gone."

A portrait of a young surgeon. | Source: Freepik.

A portrait of a young surgeon. | Source: Freepik.

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Maribel loved the idea, and the doctor performed the procedure the next day. Happy as a clam, Maribel went home only to charge back into his office six months later.

Surprised by Maribel's sudden visit, the doctor barely asked how she's been keeping before Maribel launched into a rant. "This is the worst mistake I made in my life! Look at the horrible bags under my eyes!" Maribel exclaimed.

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An angry lady dressed in red. | Source: Shutterstock.

Shaking his head, the doctor replied, " Maribel, firstly, those are not bags, they are your boobs. Secondly, if you don't stop turning that screw, you will soon have a beard as well!"

If this joke put a smile on your face, another related funny about a man who went to the doctor in search of a solution for his wife's temper would keep the chuckles going.

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