Daily Joke: One Day a Priest Walks into a Bar
A priest named Father Murphy walked into a bar where he asked random men if they would like to go to heaven. While the first two men gave positive responses, the last man stated that he was not interested.
Most people aspire to go to heaven because it is believed to be a happy place to go after death. However, it was a surprise to a priest that someone would say he doesn't want to go to heaven.
The priest named Father Murphy walked into a bar and decided to ask some men around if they wanted to go to heaven. He walked up to the first man he saw and asked him: "Do you want to go to heaven?"
On hearing the question, the man quickly answered and gave a response which indicated that he wanted to go to heaven.
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After the man replied that he would like to go to heaven, the priest pointed to a wall and asked him to stand against the wall.
The priest then went on to ask a second man the same question he asked the previous man. He said: "Do you want to go to heaven?"
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On hearing the priest's question, the man quickly responded that he would certainly like to go to heaven. Like the first man, the priest pointed to a wall and instructed the second man to stand against it.
Going further, the priest walked up to another man sitting at the bar and asked him if he would like to go to heaven.
Unlike the two men before him, the third man replied to the priest by telling him that he was not interested in going to heaven.
Confused and surprised by the response, the priest turned to the man and said, "You mean to tell me that when you die, you don't want to go to heaven?"
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Interestingly, after the priest asked the question again, the man's answer changed, and he then replied to the priest by saying:
"Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go on a trip right now."
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