Daily Joke: Man Went into the Doctor’s Office for His Annual Check-Up
A man named Max went to his doctor for his annual check-up and was told some disturbing news.
Max visited the hospital for his annual medical check-up. He went into the doctor's office, and after exchanging pleasantries, the doctor asked him if he noticed anything unusual.
The man told the doctor that he felt his suit had shrunk over the past year because it did not fit him when he wore it for a wedding ceremony he attended recently.
The doctor objected to Max's thinking, telling his patient that suits do not shrink while they are in the closet, and suggesting that he may have put on some weight. Still perturbed, Max told the doctor that he had not gained a single kilogram since the last time he wore the suit, leading the doctor to say:
"Well, then, you must have a case of Furniture Disease."
Now more confused, Max wondered what Furniture Disease was, and the doctor replied, "That's when your chest starts sliding into your drawers."
Here is another hilarious joke to enjoy;
A police officer noticed a man driving down the road at an excessive speed and pulled him over. The officer asked the man if he was aware of how fast he was going. Getting angry, the cop told the man that he had to come with him and reached out to the window to subdue him.
In reply to the officer, the man said that he was aware of how fast he was driving and was only doing so to escape a robbery that he was involved in. The cop stepped back a bit and gave the driver a skeptical look before asking him if he was the person being robbed. The driver replied, saying:
"No, I committed the robbery."
The man's reply shocked the officer, who asked him if he was saying that he was speeding and committed a robbery, to which the man replied in the affirmative, adding that he had the loot in the back.
Getting angry, the cop told the man that he had to come with him and reached out to the window to subdue him. However, the man warned him not to do so, saying that the officer would find the gun in his glove compartment.
Pulling the man's hand out, the cop told him to wait and immediately called for backup. When the other officers arrived, they cuffed him and took him towards a car.
Before he entered the car, another cop walked up to him and told him that the officer who pulled him over, informed them that he had committed a robbery, had a stolen loot in his car trunk, and a loaded gun in his glove compartment.
Continuing, the cop said that after searching, they found none of those things in the car, prompting the man to reply, saying,
"Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too."
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