Daily Joke: A Man Went for His Annual Check-Up
A family man who never misses his annual health check-ups makes an unusual request to the doctor in charge.
A man decides to go for his annual check-up at the hospital one day. After the physical check-up, the doctor returned with news that the check-up was great. He then asks the family man if he has anything to speak to him about, and the man answers that he does.
He said. "Well, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy," referring to the surgical procedure for male sterilization or permanent contraception.
Taken aback, the doctor tells the man the decision is not one to be taken lightly, after which he asks the man if he has discussed the decision with his family. "Yeah," the man replied. "and they're in favor 15 to 2."
More Jokes to Love: It was a catastrophic year for farmers. There were severe snowstorms, and the snow kept falling and falling until the government relief agency stepped in to lend a helping hand.
The government representative attempted to commiserate with the farmer, but the farmer shrugged it off and stated that things could have been much worse, especially since his neighbor got more snow than he did.
Confused, the government man asks, "how's that?" The farmer calmly says that he didn't get as much snow as his neighbor did because his neighbor possessed more land than he did.
Here's another interesting joke: An elderly couple was having dinner at another couple's house, and after they finished eating, the women left the table and headed to the kitchen.
The two men were in a conversation when one recommended a new restaurant where he and his wife had a great time the previous night.
The other man asked him what the restaurant's name was, and the first man started thinking. He did this awhile before he finally asked, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has thorns?"
The other man asks if he means a rose, and the man immediately answers, saying he was correct. He then turned towards the kitchen where their wives were and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
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