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Daily Joke: A Kung Fu Student Questions His Master

Rebelander Basilan
Jul 26, 2020
03:00 A.M.

This story is about a Kung Fu student who questions his master why there is no improvement in his ability. His master's answer will surely make you laugh.

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Ben has been studying Kung Fu for two years already, but he still thinks there is no improvement in his ability. Whenever there is a fight, he always loses.

So one day, just after practice, the student decided to ask his teacher: "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated."

Man in black shorts doing martial art. | Photo: Pexels

Man in black shorts doing martial art. | Photo: Pexels

Ben's good teacher smiled. He then answered: "My dear student, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

Ben was surprised by his teacher's question, but he replied that he had already experienced it. His teacher asked him again if he had ever seen a waterfall, overflowing the stones without removing anything from its proper spot.

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Man in black shorts doing martial art. | Photo: Pexels

Man in black shorts doing martial art. | Photo: Pexels

Ben replied that he had already witnessed it. The teacher immediately followed up with a question: "And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its huge magnificence?"

To which Ben answered that he had also seen that phenomenon. The teacher smiled and then said: "That's the issue. You keep watching all this things instead of training."

Man wearing traditional costume while holding a sword. | Photo: Pexels

Man wearing traditional costume while holding a sword. | Photo: Pexels

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Funny! So it is Ben's fault that his ability has not improved. Do you want another joke? Read another story below.

At some point, a youngster who wanted to be "macho" chosen to visit a ranch. He went out strolling with one of the workers.

Young man relaxing outdoor. | Photo: Pexels

Young man relaxing outdoor. | Photo: Pexels

As the two walked through the property, the young man began a conversation, telling the worker to look at the big "bunch" of cows.

The worker quickly answered that it's not a "bunch" but a "herd." Confused, the young man asked, "Heard what?"

Herd of cows at the ranch. | Photo: Pexels

Herd of cows at the ranch. | Photo: Pexels

The worker answered "herd of cows." To which the man replied: "Sure, I've heard of cows. There is a big bunch of them right over there."

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