Daily Joke: Two Women Drove Home Together
A woman picked up an elderly passenger on her drive home, only to find out something eerily unexpected about her newly-found friend.
A woman was driving in her car on her way back home from a long tiring business trip. Along the way, she spotted an elderly woman walking on the side of the road.
She contemplated stopping for a moment; the journey was long and quiet, and it would not hurt to have a little company on the way home. So, she stopped and asked if the elderly woman if she would like a ride.
The older woman muttered her appreciation and climbed into the car. They drove off and resumed the journey with a little bit of small talk and chit-chat. That was when the woman noticed the brown bag her new passenger was carrying.
Out of curiosity, she decided to ask the elderly woman what was in the brown bag. He woman looked down at the bag sitting in her lap and said:
“Oh, it’s a bottle of wine. Got it for my husband.”
The elderly woman was silent for a bit after her explanation before she spoke up again and said with quiet wisdom: "Good trade.”
Here is another joke about unexpected endings between a driver and their passenger. An elderly couple was driving across country, with the woman driving.
Suddenly, they were pulled over by the police and the officer approached their car. He asked the woman if she was aware that she was speeding. She, hard of hearing, turned to her husband to ask him what he said.
The husband yelled his answer, informing his wife that the officer said she was speeding. The officer asked for her license, waiting for the husband to yell the words to his wife before she handed him her license.
On spotting the town they were from, just the next over, the officer said: “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.” The wife turned to her hubby, asking what the officer said. The old man yelled:
“He says he knows you!”
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