Three Funny Jokes about Cars

One day, a Texan rancher visited an Australian farmer's land. The farmer proudly showed the rancher his grown vegetables and a playset for his children next to a doghouse. 

The Texan rancher could not believe that his friend's lot was tiny. He told the Australian farmer that his land in Texas was vast; his car could not even reach the end of his lot before sunset.

After the Texan compared his land to his lot, the Australian farmer quipped that he used to have that kind of car. If this joke cracked you up, here's another story about a man who became the designated driver of a Pope in New York City. 

A farmer looking at his land. | Photo: pixabay.com

A farmer looking at his land. | Photo: pixabay.com

As soon as the Pope arrived in the city, he could not help but envy the man driving the limousine. The Pope asked if he could drive the car for a moment, but the driver was hesitant at first. The driver eventually gave in to the Pope's request.

The Pope sped up the limousine and the driver was shocked that the former can drive as fast as any car in the street. A policeman nearby noticed the speeding vehicle and asked the driver to stop.

A man driving his car. | Photo: pixabay.com

A man driving his car. | Photo: pixabay.com

When the police discovered that the Pope was the one driving the limousine, he asked for his fellow police officers' advice. The police chief asked if the man behind the wheel was more important than the president. The police said:

"I don't know but he has the Pope as his driver!"

A countryside road. | Photo: pixabay.com

A countryside road. | Photo: pixabay.com

Another man was driving his car when it suddenly broke down on the countryside road. He pulled over and checked his car's machine when he heard a voice behind him.

When he looked at his back, he saw a horse standing next to him. Believing that the animal talked to him, the man ran away until he reached a farmhouse.  

A brown horse walking freely on the road. | Photo: pixabay.com

A brown horse walking freely on the road. | Photo: pixabay.com

The man sought the farmer's help, telling him that a horse talked to him. The farmer, who was in disbelief, asked the man if the horse's color was brown. Still frightened, the man confirmed the farmer's description. The farmer replied:

"Oh don't listen to him, he doesn't know anything about cars."

A woman driving her husband's car. | Photo: pixabay.com

A woman driving her husband's car. | Photo: pixabay.com

Here's another hilarious story about a woman who requested her husband that she take his brand new vehicle after her car broke down. The husband allowed his wife to use his car.

A few minutes later, the woman updated her husband about her current situation with bad and good news. Check out the full story to find out the following scenes that surprised the husband.

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