Daily Joke: A Woman Dialled the Wrong Phone Number

Today's joke is about a woman who wanted to ring a record store to purchase a few records. Instead, she called the phone of a private home.

A middle-aged woman who was also a music lover needed a couple of classics. She reached for her home telephone and dialed the number from a phone book. 

She dialed the digits in excitement, but the caller was not fully attentive, so she called another home.The responder, a married man, picked up the call and was surprised when the music lover asked: "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?"

Photo of man holding a phone. | Photo: Pexels

Photo of man holding a phone. | Photo: Pexels

The confused receiver explained that all he had was a wife and eleven kids. The woman did not seem to understand the answer, as she pressed on with another question. This time, she wanted to know if the statement was a title of the available record. So the caller asked:

"Is that a record?"

The father of eleven sighed, then he said, "I don't think so. But it's as close as I want to get!" Fortunately, today's joke comes with more than one exciting backup — the second joke centers on an elderly farmer and a young chap.

After a farmer parked his truck loaded with fertilizer in his yard, a little boy walked up to him to ask about the truck's content. The farmer told him, and he further explained that he intends to put it on strawberries.

The curious boy showed some empathy and invited the farmer to live with his family because they put "sugar and cream" on their strawberries. Joke number three is about a drunk man who walked into a bar to order drinks for the entire house. 

The drunk asked the bartender to give everyone in the bar a free drink. He also told the bartender to take one for himself. The attendant issued a bill of $50, but the drunk shouted that he had no money.

In no time, he was thrown out of the bar. The next day he repeated the same episode and faced the same consequence as the previous day. 

It happened on the third day. On the fourth day, when he entered the bar to make the same declaration, he exempted the bartender as a benefactor to his generosity. When asked why, he said:

"You get violent when you drink."

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Source: Startsat60

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