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Daily Joke: An Elderly Man Was Sitting at a Bar

Olowokandi Fiyin
Aug 13, 2020
04:30 P.M.

Today’s #jokeoftheday is about an elderly man sitting at the bar and stumbled upon a gorgeous young woman who would offer him a controversial deal.

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After a long day of work, an older man resorted to hanging out at the bar to relax his nerves before heading home. At the bar, he ordered a cocktail and was sipping it enthusiastically when a stunning young damsel walked in.

She was the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes on, and he was mesmerized by her beauty. His eyes kept trailing her with every step she took, and every gesture she made.

An elderly man enjoying a glass of cocktail. | Photo: Unsplash.

An elderly man enjoying a glass of cocktail. | Photo: Unsplash.

The lady soon noticed that he was staring at her intensely and suddenly began walking towards his direction. Startled at the fact that they came over, the senior man tried to apologize, but before the words could come out, the lady interrupted him, saying:

“I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.”

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A photo of a gorgeous woman. | Photo: Unspalsh.

A photo of a gorgeous woman. | Photo: Unspalsh.

Surprised at her direct request, the man asked what the condition was, and she said, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.” The elderly pondered on her proposition carefully for a while before reaching for a wallet and bringing out five $20 bills.

He placed them in the lady’s hand before looking at her in the eye and slowly uttering the words, “paint my house.” Another bar joke tells the story of a man who walked into a pub and ordered three pints of beers.

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Once his order came, he downed each pint alternately with the others until all three were gone. The bartender noticed his weird way of drinking and approached him to let him know that he could help brings the drink one after the other so that the man could have them cold.

However, the man insisted that he wanted all three pints at the same time as to honor a vow he made to his brothers, who lived in different countries, always to have a drink on Saturday nights.

According to him, his brothers had three pints on their end, and they were all drinking it at the same time. The bartender respected his tradition and kept serving him three pints at once until one fateful Saturday evening when the man ordered only two pints of beer.

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After finishing it, the bartender approached him and offered his condolences for losing one of his brothers, but was surprised when the man answered, saying, “oh, my brothers are fine – I just quit drinking.”

How hilarious! What do you think of these jokes? Did they make you laugh?

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