Daily Joke: A Lady Spoke to an Old Man on a Rocking Chair
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a woman who spoke to an old man she spotted on a rocking chair. However, she had no idea he was nothing like he looked.
A woman was taking a stroll in her neighborhood when she spotted an old man perched on a rocking chair on his porch. He was enjoying the cool afternoon breeze and had a gentle smile on his face that she couldn’t resist.
She was drawn to him and approached him to find out more about him. She walked up to him, and after exchanging pleasantries, said to him, “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?”
The man smiled at her and invited her to come sit beside her before spilling his longevity secrets. He explained to her that he smokes three packs of cigarettes daily and drinks a case of whiskey every week.
The woman asked him if he was serious, and he insisted that he was. The man added that he also never exercises and always eats fatty, unhealthy foods. The woman was blown away at how reckless someone can be and still live a great life.
Stunned by his confession, she asked for his age. The man hesitated and allowed a minute of silence to linger before saying, “twenty-six.” Another hilarious joke tells the story about a jeweler who got robbed in the most unusual way.
He was in his store when he saw a huge truck pull up. He watched as the back of the truck opened up, and an elephant walked out. The creature walked toward his store and smashed the window with its tusk.
The animal proceeded to suck up all his jewelry with his trunk, after which it went back to the truck. The truck sped off, and the jeweler was left stunned. He couldn’t believe what he saw.
When he was able to regain his senses, he called the police to report the theft. On arrival, the cops asked him to describe the elephant, and the jeweler angrily responded, “An elephant is an elephant. You’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. What do you mean ‘describe’ him?”
The police officer then explained that elephants were of two different species, an African elephant and an Indian elephant. He described the features of each species and asked the jeweler to think again about the elephant.
The frustrated jeweler replied, “I can’t help you out. He had a stocking pulled over his head.” What do you think of the jokes? If you enjoyed them, click here for a fun joke about three women talking about their sons.