Three Hilarious Jokes about Playing Football and Other Sports

If you need a good laugh today, these three funny jokes about playing football and other sports will give you just that.

A MAN JOINED A SOCCER TEAM

A man decided to join a soccer team, and during the orientation, his new teammates told him that as the new guy, he will have to give them a talk about sex at his first team dinner.

That was exactly what the man did that evening. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went. The man did not want to lie, but he did not want to explain what happened either.

So he just told his wife that he had to talk about yachting at his first dinner with the team. The wife was not convinced, but she chose to say nothing more and went to sleep.

The next day, the wife ran into one of her husband's new teammates at the supermarket. She asked him: "I heard my husband had to make a speech last night. How did it go?"

Smiling, the man's mate replied that it was excellent and that her husband was clearly very experienced. The wife was confused. She told her husband's mate that he has only done it twice, and that the second time, he was sick.

A STUDENT TRIED OUT FOR A RUGBY TEAM

One day, a student decided to try out for the rugby team. The coach asked him if he can tackle. The student then proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole and shattered it to splinters.

The coach was impressed. He then asked the student if he can run. The student then ran a hundred-meter dash. The coach said that he was great but then asked the student if he can pass a football. For a few seconds, the student hesitated and then told the coach that he could probably pass it if he can swallow it.

A YOUNG GOLFER HEADED ONTO THE GREEN

One afternoon, a young man who was an avid golfer decided to play golf before going home. An older man shuffled onto the tee just as he was about to tee off.

The gentleman asked the young man if he could accompany him as he was golfing alone. He immediately agreed. The young man was surprised because the old man was very good at playing golf.

When they reached the ninth fairway, the young man found himself with a tough spot. There was a large tree right in front of his ball, and directly between his ball and the green.

The pair debated how to hit the shot for a while. The old gent then told the young man that he had hit the ball right over the large trees when he was his age.

The young man was challenged by what the old man said. However, when he hit the ball up, it only thudded back on the ground, not far from where it had originally lay. The older man then told the young man that when he was his age, that tree was only a meter tall.

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Source: Starts At 60