Daily Joke: A Man Walks into a Barbershop

The man in this #jokeoftheday had a terrible experience with a particular barber, and he decided to go back weeks later to make the barber feel ashamed of himself and his skills.

There is a man who pays a visit to the barbershop. As he takes a seat in the chair to have his hair cut, the barber proceeds to ask him about how he wants his haircut to be like.

“I would like the sideburns one high and one low, a few long hairs sticking out of the back and a few chunks on the side and top,” the customer replies without giving it a thought.

“I’m not sure I can do that,” the baffled barber tells the man in response, never having even heard of such an odd hairstyle.

But apparently, the customer didn’t see it the same way, since he angrily asked the confused barber: “Why not, you did it that way last time.”

WINNING A PRESENT

There was a father-of-five so fortunate as to win a toy at a local raffle, and he decided to give it to his one child that deserved it the most, so he went on to call them to him to test them.

“Who is the most obedient?” was the father’s first question. “Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?” the father continued, trying to get his children to do some self-assessment.

After giving the matter a little consideration in silence, all the five siblings rapidly agreed on who deserved the toy the most without saying anything to each other, telling the father in unison:

“Ok, dad, you get the toy.”

CATHOLIC SCHOOL LUNCH

A group of primary school students was lined up in the eating area of their Catholic school during lunchtime, and they encountered a large pile of apples at the head of the table.

Next to the apples, a handwritten note by one of the school nuns, had the following instruction and warning: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

At the other end of the table, however, there was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies, next to which, one of the children had mischievously written: “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

And if you are still in need of another laugh to help you through the day, click here to read another joke about a man who owned a large farm with a pond in Australia.