Daily Joke: A Little Girl Was Filling a Hole in the Garden
A little girl was filling a hole after burying her goldfish, but things took an interesting turn when her curious neighbor discovered that there was more than just a goldfish buried in the hole.
One day, a little girl named Nancy was filling a hole in the garden when her curious neighbor suddenly got interested in what she was doing.
Peeping over the relatively low fence, Nancy's neighbor politely asked what the young girl was doing. With tears in her eyes, Nancy told her neighbor that her goldfish had died, and she had just buried him.
She continued filling the hole while her neighbor, feeling sympathetic, expressed how sorry he was to hear the sad news but was a bit confused because that was a pretty big hole for a goldfish. Without looking up, Nancy responded: "That's because he's inside your cat."
Here's a story about a little kid and unexpected twists. A little boy named Jimmy was very afraid of the dark; one night, his mom asked him to fetch her the broom from the porch.
Little Jimmy, who was afraid of the dark, timidly told his mom that he was too scared to go back there. It was dark, but Jimmy's mom smiled calmly and assured her little boy that there was absolutely nothing to be scared of in the dark.
She told him that Jesus was out there, and he would look after little Jimmy and protect him too. Jimmy paused and looked at his mom, intensely thinking about what she just told him.
He asked her if she was sure that Jesus was out there, and again, she reassured him that indeed, Jesus was everywhere and ready to help.
The young Jimmy thought about that for a while and headed to the back door with determination. He cracked it open a little and shouted: "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom?"
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