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Daily Joke: Two People Were Listening to the Weather Report on the Radio

Busayo Ogunjimi
Nov 15, 2020
03:20 P.M.
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Two people listened to the weather report on the radio for some days and were advised to park their cars on specific sides of the road to avoid damage. Despite having their car in the garage already, they always followed instructions on the radio and took the car out in the snow.

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Joe and Joan were listening to the weather forecast on the radio while having their regular morning coffee. The forecaster announced that there would be about three to five centimeters of snow that day, and thus, a snow emergency was declared.

The forecaster continued by telling listeners it would be safer to park their cars on the odd-numbered side of the streets. Hearing this, Joe got up from his coffee and went to park his vehicle at the suggested place.

Snowman and Christmas tree at illuminated wooden house in snow at night | Photo: Getty Images

Snowman and Christmas tree at illuminated wooden house in snow at night | Photo: Getty Images

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The following day, the pair was listening to the weather forecast while having coffee. Once again, the forecaster announced that there would be a snow emergency.

This time, he announced that listeners should park their cars on the even-numbered side of the streets. Hearing this, Joe got up again from his coffee and went to park his car at the even-numbered side of the streets.

 A young woman walking at the Rembrandt Park during snowfall in Amsterdam,Netherlands | Photo: Getty Images

A young woman walking at the Rembrandt Park during snowfall in Amsterdam,Netherlands | Photo: Getty Images

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Two days later, Joe and Joan were having coffee when the weather forecaster announced that there would be six to eight centimeters, and a snow emergency has been declared.

The forecaster went on to start speaking about where listeners could park their cars to avoid damage. However, before he could finish, the power went out, and Joe could not get the rest of the instructions.

Elderly man in casual clothes seated on couch in living room making a phone call. | Photo: Shuterstock.

Elderly man in casual clothes seated on couch in living room making a phone call. | Photo: Shuterstock.

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Confused about what he could do, Joe turned to Joan and asked what he could do since he did not get the rest of the instructions. In response, Joan said: "Aw, Joe, just leave the car in the darned garage today."

Enjoyed that joke? Here's another one about a man who was grieving at a cemetery. The man took some flowers to his mother's grave and proceeded to walk back to his car.

A bouquet of flowers | Photo: Pexels

A bouquet of flowers | Photo: Pexels

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On his way to the car, his attention was drawn to a man kneeling and praying fervently in a grave. The first man approached him and asked why he was in so much pain.

He also asked who the man was mourning with so much pain and fervency in prayer. The mourner then took a minute to put himself together and replied: "My wife's first husband."

For more similar interesting jokes, click here.

Source: Startsat60

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