Daily Joke: A Woman Breaks down after Being Insulted by the Pharmacist
A woman breaks down to her husband after a Pharmacist insulted her over the phone when she tried to ask him for help.
A woman was terribly insulted by a Pharmacist after she had phoned him for help with a medical issue. She was in tears when she told her husband what had happened.
She explained to her husband that while on the phone with a Pharmacist, he had been terribly rude and angry towards her, and she was upset by this.
Her husband was angry to hear that the Pharmacist had been rude to his wife and drove to the Pharmacy to find out why the Pharmacist had been so terrible to his wife.
He demanded an apology from the Pharmacist and asked him why he had been rude to his wife. The Pharmacist explained that he had had a terrible day, starting with:
"This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up."
He explained that his day continued to worsen as he had hurried out of his house after breakfast. He realized he had locked both his house keys and car keys into the house.
He eventually had to break one of his house's windows to get his car keys. Because he was even later, he drove too fast and got a speeding ticket.
Three blocks away from his work, he got a flat tire, he explained. His day continued to get worse at work too. There had been many people waiting for him at work, and the phone was constantly ringing.
Eventually, he got the store open and started helping people, while the phone continued to ring all day. A bigger mishap happened when he went to open a roll of coins for the cash register. He explained:
“Then I had to break a roll of coins against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins."
The phone was still ringing while he was trying to pick up all the coins off the floor. As he came up to put them in the draw, he ended up hitting him on the open cash register door.
He stumbled backward into a big display of perfume bottles, and so, many fell and broke on the floor around him, releasing their strong scents.
The strong smell had made the Pharmacist nauseous. The phone was still bringing, so the Pharmacist finally answered it, and it was the woman on the phone. She had asked him how to use a rectal thermometer.
The Pharmacist explained that all he had done was tell her exactly how to use it! Need another laugh? Click here to read a few more jokes.