January 31, 2021

Daily Joke: One Morning There Was a Very Long Line at a Grocery Store

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Today's #jokeoftheday is about a long line at the grocery store and a man who wanted to cut in at the front but not for the reasons that many thought he wanted to.

It was a busy day at the mall as it was Black Friday. As expected, the queue in front of the building was crazy, stretching far into the parking lot. It was only 7:45 am and by 8:0 am, the store opened but only for senior citizens.

As everyone waited patiently, a young man walked confidently to the front of the line in a bid to cut the line, but he was met with anger from a senior woman. She raised her hand and beat him, chasing him back to the parking lot.


A photo of an isle at a grocery store. | Photo: Shutterstock

The young man was determined and returned to the queue, hoping to cut the line again. He raised his shoulders and walked to the front but was met with another round of beating from an angry senior man.


The final joke is about a little boy who opened a bible in awe, looking at the old pages.

He punched the young man in the gut and sent him to the parking lot. The young man was frustrated this time but didn't give. He returned to the line and, this time, said," If you don't let me unlock the door, you're never going to get in there!"


A similar joke is about a grocer who put up a sign that read, "Eggplants: 25 cents each or three for a dollar." On seeing the sign, customers weren't pleased and argued with him that they deserved four eggplants for a dollar.


He didn't bother arguing with them and somberly packed four eggplants in a bag and handed it over to each customer that complained. The next day when he resumed work, the tailor next to his tent said to him: 

Aren't you going to fix the mistake on your sign?"


The grocer smiled and replied to the tailor, "What mistake? Before I put up that sign, no one ever bought more than one eggplant."

The final joke is about a little boy who opened a bible in awe, looking at the old pages. He was mesmerized by the words and flipped through slowly until he got distracted by something that fell out of the bible.

He picked it up and looked at it closely, trying to find out what it was. It was a leaf. He ran to his mother to show her what he got. He was excited. Confused about it, his mother asked what it was, and he answered, "It's Adam's Suit!"

If you enjoyed these jokes, click here to read about five men who walked into a bar.