logo
shutterstock
shutterstock

Daily Joke: A Man Breaks into a House

Busayo Ogunjimi
Feb 15, 2021
07:50 P.M.

A man broke into a house to steal, thinking there was no one in the house, but as he got into the house, he heard a voice that left him startled.

Advertisement

Usually, before a break-in, thieves love to ensure no one is in the house or property before breaking in to avoid confrontations, but sometimes the opposite happens.

A young man broke into a property in his neighborhood, thinking that there was no one around the house. He chose an hour he was sure everyone was out.

Photo of a thief trying to break into a house | Photo: Pixabay

Photo of a thief trying to break into a house | Photo: Pixabay

To avoid attention, he crept in as quietly as he could, and suddenly, he heard something that left him not just scared but confused.

When he had gotten to the lounge room, he heard a voice that seemed to come from a close place saying," Jesus is watching you."

Photo of a thief trying to break into a house | Photo: Pixabay

Photo of a thief trying to break into a house | Photo: Pixabay

Advertisement

He stood for a while to observe where the voice was coming from but everywhere was silent, so he decided to continue, but again the voice said, "Jesus is watching you."

This time around, he got terrified and started to look around, searching for where the voice was coming from. Everywhere was dark, but he was bent on seeing what left him terrified.

A parrot on person's hand. | Photo: Pexels

A parrot on person's hand. | Photo: Pexels

As he kept looking, he saw a parrot in a cage, and he stopped and asked the parrot if it was it that said Jesus was watching him, and the parrot replied, "yes."

The man was relieved and loosened up. He asked the parrot for its name, and the parrot said that the family that owned it called it Ronald.

Advertisement
Photo of a parrot | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a parrot | Photo: Getty Images

The man laughed heartily and looked around. He got closer to the parrot and said, "You can't be serious! What sort of family calls their pet parrot Ronald?" The parrot replied,

"The sort of family that calls their ferocious rottweiler guard dog Jesus."

Photo of a dog lying on the floor | Photo: Pixabay

Photo of a dog lying on the floor | Photo: Pixabay

Enjoyed this joke? Here is another interesting joke.

Source: Startsat60

Advertisement
info
Please fill in your e-mail so we can share with you our top stories!
By subscribing, you agree to our Privacy Policy
Advertisement
Related posts

Couple Is Refused Boy’s Adoption Due to Poverty, Years Later He Comes to their Home in Fancy Car – Story of the Day

December 20, 2023

I Sent Daughter to My Mom for Summer, Coming There I Learned My Mom Died and Daughter Disappeared – Story of the Day

December 15, 2023

Every Day, Little Girl Goes to Abandoned Apartment Looking For Her Mother – Story of the Day

February 25, 2024

Lady Spots 'Help' on Car's Window in Traffic Jam, Realizes Something's Off – Story of the Day

December 18, 2023

I Saw What My Neighbor's Doing to His Wife in Their Backyard and Called 911 Immediately – Story of the Day

February 11, 2024

Man Files for Divorce Immediately After Seeing His Newborn Son – Story of the Day

December 18, 2023

Boy Walking Home From School Spots Stranger Tail, Uses His Mother's Trick to Outsmart the Pursuer – Story of the Day

December 18, 2023

I Called My Late Wife’s Number and Suddenly Someone Picked up the Phone – Story of the Day

February 08, 2024

'Your Mom Is No Longer Here!' Children Visiting Mom at Nursing Home for the First Time Are Told — Story of the Day

December 06, 2023

I Saw What My Neighbor's Doing to His Wife in Their Backyard and Called 911 Immediately — Story of the Day

January 16, 2024

Rich Parents Stole Millions From Their Daughter's Inheritance, but Karma Teaches Them a Lesson

February 12, 2024

My Husband Sleepwalks Somewhere at Night, Once I Followed Him – Story of the Day

January 08, 2024

Woman Hears Front Door Open & Thinks Boyfriend Came Home Earlier, Realizes It’s a Stranger

January 28, 2024

I Received a Message from My Son and Rushed to Another City as Fast as I Could – Story of the Day

February 28, 2024