Daily Joke: An Attractive Young Woman Wanted to Buy Some Fabric

A young and beautiful woman headed into a fabric store to get a new material for her dress but was met by a cocky store attendant who she had to outsmart.

A beautiful young woman headed out to buy some fabric for a new outfit. When she finally found a store that seemed to suit her needs, she walked in and started browsing the numerous fabric stands, searching for the perfect fabric.

When she finally settled on the one she wanted, the young lady walked right up to the store counter. While pointing to the material, the lady told the male attendant that she wanted to buy it and asked for the cost.

Thinking he could be coy, the attendant flashed her a smirk as he told her the material cost a kiss per meter. Unfazed by his behavior, the woman carried on and requested for five meters.

With anticipation written all over his face, the clerk measured out the material, wrapped it up nicely, and suggestively held it out to the customer. She snapped up the package and pointed to an old man behind her. She said:

"My grandpa here is going to pay the bill."

Here is another joke about a clever lady. An officer pulled over an old lady for speeding. The officer informed her of her offense and demanded to see her license.

With very little remorse, she revealed that she didn't have a license as she lost it drunk driving a couple of years back. Still patient, the officer asked to see the woman's registration numbers.

Again, she came up sorry on that front, revealing that the car she was driving was stolen, saying that she killed and hacked up the actual owner. Absolutely flabbergasted, the officer asked for more details.

Happy to share, the woman told him that the body parts of the said owner, who she murdered, were in plastic bags in the trunk. Shocked by what he was hearing, the officer slowly backed away and returned to his car to call for backup.

In ten minutes, 10 police officers surrounded the woman's car as a senior officer cautiously walked up to her with a gun in his hand. He repeated the information given to him by the first policeman.

When he mentioned her murdering the owner, the old lady acted shocked and willingly let him look in her trunk for the mysterious body parts. When he did, it was empty.

Puzzled, the woman handed over her registration papers as well as her license. The senior officer was shocked as he looked to the first officer in confusion.

He apologized and told her that his junior colleague told them she had neither her license nor her registration papers as well.

The woman shot a disgusted look at the first officer and said to the senior officer: "I bet he told you I was speeding as well."

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