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Daily Joke: Local Store Was Having a Huge Sale

Lois Oladejo
Feb 24, 2021
05:20 P.M.
A store having a big sale recorded a long line of people thanks to the advertisements they ran in the local paper — no one was prepared for what happened as they waited.
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A store was having a big sale. Before the deal day, rumors of the sale were leaked, and advertisements were run via the local paper, ensuring that many would catch wind of it. Thanks to the rumors and ads, a long line of people formed in the morning, even before the store's opening hours.

As people waited, a man with a small stature attempted to push through the line in hopes of reaching the front. He was repelled amid a loud chorus of curses, but he remained undaunted.

Long queue of people | Photo: Pexels

Long queue of people | Photo: Pexels

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He decided to try again, but on his second try, he received a hard punch aimed at his jaw and got knocked around for some time before being tossed to the end of the line — again.

Now furious with the assault he received, he said to the person waiting at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the store!"

Photo of store | Photo: Pexels

Photo of store | Photo: Pexels

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More Jokes to Love: Three nuns pass away and find themselves in heaven. There, they were welcomed by St Peter, who let them know that everyone must pass a test of intelligence to enter heaven.

He further added that their questions would be relatively easy because they had loved as nuns who dedicated their lives to Jesus.

Photo of nuns walking | Photo: Pexels

Photo of nuns walking | Photo: Pexels

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The saint turned to the first nun and asked her to name three disciples of Jesus. She thought the question easy and replied with, "Matthew, John, and James."

Upon answering, bells were rung, lights flashed, and the gates of heaven opened for the first nun. Next, St Peter faced the second nun and demanded to know who Moses had been.

Photo of 2 nuns having a conversation | Photo: Pexels

Photo of 2 nuns having a conversation | Photo: Pexels

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The nun was confident as she replied that Moses was the man who led the Israelites out of Egypt and into the promised land. The bells rang for the second time, and lights flashed before the second nun opened the gates.

When it came to the third nun's turn, St. Peter wanted to know the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam. The nun was stunned for a moment, and she grumbled about how hard the question was.

Photo of a nun reading a book | Photo: Pexels

Photo of a nun reading a book | Photo: Pexels

In response, the bells rang, and the lights flashed, and heaven's pearly gates were opened to the nun. She was right, after all.

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