Daily Joke: A Blonde Goes Door to Door Trying to Find a Paying Job
A blonde was going door to door in hopes of finding some good-paying work. She knocked on one door, and an older man answered. After a brief talk, he knew just the thing he wanted her to do.
Sweat dripped down Jessica's forehead as she walked along the pavement. It was a hot Sunday afternoon, and she was going door to door to see if she could find some paying work.
"One last house, and I'm done," Jessica thought to herself. She quickly dabbed her face with compact powder and applied some lipgloss before walking towards a big house.
Jessica rang the doorbell. She admired the beautiful porch while waiting for someone to answer. An old man opened the door and smiled.
"How can I help you?" asked the old man.
"Hey, um, I was wondering if you have any odd jobs I could do for cash?" Jessica said.
The old man looked at her from head to toe. "What kind of work are you looking for?" he curiously asked.
"Anything, mister," Jessica said.
The old man thought she was someone who could be taken advantage of. He wondered what he could make her do for a minute.
"Think you can paint my porch? I can give you $10 if you do," the old man offered.
"There's brushes, paint, ladders, and everything else you will need in the garage," he added.
Jessica did not even take a second to think it through. "Sure! Sounds good enough to me," her face brightened up.
The man gave her everything she needed and went inside the house. "Such a dumb blondie!" he thought. "I got myself a pretty good deal today."
The man popped a can of beer open and turned on the TV. Half an hour later, the doorbell rang, and he went to get it. It was Jessica.
"Hey, you've finished already? How quick!" the exclaimed.
"Done and done. It was not much of a big deal, you know," Jessica said. "And oh, that is not a porch; it's a Jaguar!"
Here's another joke about the time Einstein attended a conference with his driver.