Daily Joke: A Very Shy Guy Tries to Pick up a Girl at the Bar

A shy guy looking to have fun decides to pick up a girl at the bar. He locates a beautiful one, but things don't go according to plan. 

A shy guy walks into a bar with the intention of picking up a girl. Upon entering, his eyes are immediately drawn to a beautiful woman seated at the bar. 

After summoning courage for all of an hour, he walks over to her and tentatively asks if he can have a chat. The woman responded by yelling that she would not sleep with him. 

Man trying to talk to a lady at the bar. | Photo: Getty Images

Man trying to talk to a lady at the bar. | Photo: Getty Images

The shy guy is completely devastated and embarrassed, and he slinks back to his table. After a couple of minutes, the woman walks over to him to apologize for the way she yelled. 

She explains that she is a graduate student of psychology, studying how people react to "embarrassing situations." The man responds by yelling, "What do you mean $200?"

An elderly man enjoying a glass of cocktail. | Photo: Unsplash

An elderly man enjoying a glass of cocktail. | Photo: Unsplash

More Jokes to Enjoy: Earl and Bubba were quietly seated in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco, and drinking beer when Bubba perked up suddenly and announced his plans to divorce his wife.

He claimed she had not spoken to him in more than two months. Bubba's friend, Earl, spat out what he had in his mouth and took a long slow sip of beer before advising him to think twice since women like his wife were a rarity. 

Two men on a boat fishing. | Photo: Shutterstock.

Two men on a boat fishing. | Photo: Shutterstock.

Here is another interesting joke: A henpecked man had had enough of his wife regularly bullying him, so he started joining his friends for poker on Friday nights just to get away from her and have some relief.  

At the end of the night, he would return home to get chewed out by his wife. This continued for weeks until he arrived home early one Friday night.

Man standing beside the woman on swing. | Photo: Pexels

Man standing beside the woman on swing. | Photo: Pexels

His wife wanted to know why he was home early— it was just 9.30 PM. He answered by asking her to pack her bags and move to a man named Herb's house because he had "lost her to him in a card game" that same night. 

His wife could not control her anger, so she started to give him hell. She wanted to know how he could do such a thing, but she was shocked when he answered that it was the most challenging thing he had ever done since he had to fold with four aces.

Old couple walking while holding hands. | Photo: Pexels

Old couple walking while holding hands. | Photo: Pexels

Enjoyed the three jokes? Here is another interesting joke.

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