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Daily Joke: A Drunk Man Struggles to the Door as a Pub Is Closing

Kareena Koirala
Mar 02, 2021
05:55 A.M.
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A man had had a few too many to drink when the bartender told him that the pub was closing. He struggled to keep his eyes open, let alone getting home.

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"Another whiskey on the rocks, please," a man sputtered. He had just downed his sixth glass of whiskey and was seeing doubles.

"Sir, the pub is about to close," the bartender replied. "Very well!" the man said as he got his wallet to pay up. He was so hammered that it took him a good three minutes to dig out the money.

A pub. | Source: Pexels/OlegMagni

A pub. | Source: Pexels/OlegMagni

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Tha man lived a hundred yards from the pub. He struggled to get off his chair and crawled his way towards the door. After getting out, he rested at the door for a while.

The man crawled on the pavement all the way back home. He dragged himself up the stairs and finally made it to his bed after an hour. His wife was asleep in the other room.

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"You were really drunk last night, weren't you?" his wife asked the next morning.

"Yeah, why? How could you tell?"

"You left your wheelchair at the pub."

Liked that joke? Here's another one about a horse who walked into a bar.

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The horse walked in and ordered a beer. He sat down at one of the tables and flirted with the girls at the next table.

The bartender was shocked at first, but he poured him a beer anyway. He brought the beer to the horse who handed him a ten-dollar bill.

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The bartender thought the horse was not so bright. "Let's pull the short-change trick on him," he thought to himself.

The bartender went back to the horse with one dollar change. The horse took it without a question and went back to finishing his beer.

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The horse goes up to the bar to order another beer. "We don't get too many horses around here," the bartender said as he filled up another glass.

"At nine dollars a beer, I'm not surprised."

Source: Reddit, StartsAt60

Here's another joke about a couple who got pulled over by the police.

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