Daily Joke: Wife Drops Her Towel after a Shower in Exchange For Money
A woman went to answer the doorbell wearing her towel. When she opened the door, she saw their next-door neighbor, who made a heavy request.
A man was about to have his bath just after his wife had gotten out of the shower when the doorbell rang. His wife quickly wrapped herself in a towel and went downstairs.
When she opened the door, she saw Bob, their next-door neighbor. Before she could utter a word, Bob said he would give her $800 to drop her towel.
After a brief thought, she dropped her towel and let the man see her nakedness. Bob, in return, gave her the $800 and dashed off.
When she got upstairs, her husband asked her who rang the bell, and she replied that it was Bob, the next-door neighbor. Her husband then said, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Another joke to keep the laughter going is about Don. While reading the newspaper during breakfast, Don told his wife in a shocked tone that another beautiful actress would marry a baseball player who's a total jerk.
He continued his rant and said he would never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives, and his wife, in a gentle tone, said thank you.
Another joke is about a newly wedded couple who have just had sex. As they cuddled up after, a conversation unfolded that neither of them saw coming.
The man told his new bride that he had had sex with many call girls before, and she said that she had been thinking about it since they met because she believes they have met somewhere.
One more joke is about Jack and his wife. The couple lived in Arizona, where the summers are sweltering. One day, Jack woke up to scorching weather and decided to take a shower.
As he stepped out of the shower, he complained to his wife that the weather was just too hot to wear any clothes. He asked her what the neighbors would think if he mowed the lawn with no clothes. She replied, "that I married you only for your money."
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