logo
 Shutterstock
Shutterstock

Daily Joke: Fred & Wife Mary Could Not Afford a Honeymoon, So They Went to His Parents' House

Stephen Thompson
Apr 06, 2021
11:30 P.M.
Share this pen
FacebookFacebookTwitterTwitterLinkedInLinkedInEmailEmail

A couple who just tied the knot could not afford a honeymoon. They spent their first night married at the groom's parents' house— find out what happened.

Advertisement

Fred and Mary got married but had no money to afford their honeymoon, so they headed back to Fred's mother and father's house for their first night as husband and wife.

Fred's little brother, Johnny, got up in the morning and had his breakfast. As he made to go out the door for school, he asked his mother about the couple.

A photo of a loving couple walking towards their new house. | Photo: Shutterstock

A photo of a loving couple walking towards their new house. | Photo: Shutterstock

Advertisement

He wanted to know if they were awake yet, and she told him that they were not. Johnny asked her if she wants to know what he thinks, but she did not, and she told him as much.

"Just go to school," she said. He did, but he returned home for lunch and asked again if Fred and Mary were up. His mom told him no, and he once again asked if she wanted to know his thoughts about why they were still sleeping.

Advertisement

His mother told him no again, telling him to eat his food and move off to school. After school, Johnny returned home and asked his mother the same question at breakfast and lunch the next day.

He asked if they were up, and he got the same reply. However, this time, his mother agreed to listen to his thoughts. Apparently, Fred had borrowed vaseline from his room the night before, but he had given him airplane glue instead.

An amused little boy. | Source: Pexels

An amused little boy. | Source: Pexels

Advertisement

This is another joke about little Johnny. He walked into the kitchen where he met his mom baking a cake. He told her that he would be playing in his room for two hours and would love to have some cake afterward.

Later, his mom brought him the piece of cake he requested. The little boy could not help himself, and he exclaimed that it had worked which got his mom confused.

Little boy playing outside at daytime. | Photo: Pexels

Little boy playing outside at daytime. | Photo: Pexels

Advertisement

His confused mother asked what he meant, and he answered, "Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to be really nice and spend a couple of hours playing first!"

Here is another joke also about a young boy who brought out the old family bible and perused the old pages in fascination. As he did, something fell out from between the pages.

He immediately called out to his mother to come look at what he found. His mom asked him what he found, and he answered that it was "Adam's suit."

Source: Jokeswarehouse, Startsat60, Startsat60

Advertisement
info
Please fill in your e-mail so we can share with you our top stories!
By subscribing, you agree to our Privacy Policy
Advertisement
Related posts

Boy Helps Poor Old Lady Carry Her Groceries, His Mom Gets $265K Home as Reward Few Days Later — Story of the Day

May 04, 2022

After His Little Brother's Death, Boy Starts Disappearing After School until Mom Follows Him — Story if the Day

May 08, 2022

Woman Returns Home from Work and Finds Out Son She Left with His Stepfather Has Disappeared— Story of the Day

May 03, 2022

After Millionaire Husband’s Death, Old Widow Is Forced to Live In Dirty Old Trailer – Story of the Day

May 22, 2022

Little Girl Grabs Dirty Homeless Man’s Hand and Takes Him to Her House — Story of the Day

March 29, 2022

Twins Send Dad to Nursing Home, Learn He Left Inheritance to Janitor Who Is Their Carbon Copy – Story of the Day

February 13, 2022

Rich School Boy Notices His Teacher Visits Abandoned House after Class and Decides to Follow Her – Story of the Day

May 06, 2022

Boy Who Lost Faith after Parents' Death Goes to Church for Help for the First Time in Years – Story of the Day

January 26, 2022

Visiting Widowed Mom after 3 Years, Man Finds a Mess and Hears a Man Coughing in the Next Room — Story of the Day

March 24, 2022

Dad Follows His 12-Year-Old Daughter and Learns She Visits Old Abandoned House Every Day – Story of the Day

February 10, 2022

14-Year-Old Boy Approaches His Poor Single Father and Says, 'Dad, I Found Mom' – Story of the Day

February 07, 2022

87-Year-Old Man Returns Home from Hospital, Sees His Stuff Had Been Taken Out of the House – Story of the Day

May 22, 2022

Old Lady Adopts Lost Little Boy with Note in His Pocket, His Mother Returns after 13 Years – Story of the Day

March 25, 2022

Groom Arrives in Church and Watches as His Bride Marries Another Man – Story of the Day

May 12, 2022