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Daily Joke: An Airline Captain Was Training a New Blonde Stewardess

Gracious Egedegbe
Apr 17, 2021
10:30 A.M.
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An airline captain was training a new stewardess with blonde hair and showing her the way around in a new city. However, he noticed she was missing the next day. 


An experienced captain was training a new blonde stewardess. They flew a route that required a layover in another city. When they arrived at the city, the captain showed the stewardess around.

He showed her the best places to eat and shop and the best place to stay for the night. The stewardess was pleased and thanked the captain. 

Portrait of a young blonde lady. | Photo: Getty Images


The next morning, the captain was preparing his crew for the day's flight when he noticed the new stewardess's absence. Knowing her hotel room, he called her and asked why she was not present. 

When the blonde stewardess answered her call, she was crying and told the captain she could not make it out of her room. He was worried and asked her why she could not leave her room. Sobbing, the stewardess answered, saying: 

"There are only three doors in here. One is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"


Here is another joke about two blondes planning to travel into space. The two blondes were making preparations to go into space. After receiving their mission briefing, one of them turned to the other and asked where they were going. 

The other blonde answered, saying the man in charge told them they were heading to the sun. The first blonde was worried and asked if the sun would not be too hot to travel to. The second blonde replied: 

"Don't be stupid. The man said we'd be going at night." 


Here is one last joke about two blondes traveling by train. The two blondes were on their first train trip together when a member of staff walked by the corridor on which they were seated. The staff was selling bananas, which the women bought. 

The first blonde peeled off her banana eagerly and bit into it as the train entered into a tunnel. After the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked at the other blonde with a worried face. 

Portrait of two blondes in white T-shirts smiling. | Photo: Getty Images


She warned the second blonde that she should not eat the banana she bought. The other woman asked her why she should not. The first blonde replied: 

"I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."

Enjoyed these blonde jokes? Read another joke about a blonde and a brunette in a lavish car here.

Sources: Jokewarehouse, Startsat60, Startsat60.