Daily Joke: Dads Share Their Sons' Various Achievements
Four fathers were bragging about their sons’ achievements during a reunion outing. However, it was the confession of the fourth dad that genuinely surprised everyone.
Four longtime friends saw each other again at their high school reunion. It has been more than two decades since they last saw each other, so it was all about catching up. Each of them was successful career-wise and family-wise.
After downing several bottles of wine, one of the guys headed out to the restroom. The rest, however, began talking about their achievements, with Jerry going first about how well his son was doing.
He gushed about how his son climbed up the corporate ladder to become a Fortune 500 company president. Jerry continued, bragging about his boy’s immense wealth and how he gifted a friend a top-of-the-line Mercedes. Fred went next, saying:
“Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline and then went to flight school to become a pilot.”
Fred said that his son recently graduated to partner in his aviation company and owned the majority of the asset. He noted that his son was wealthy and recently gifted a friend a jet. With a smile, Eddie spoke about his son.
He boasted about his son who studied engineering in one of the best universities and graduated at the top of his class. Eddie shared that his boy is now a proud owner of a construction company and a multimillionaire.
Eddie explained that his son also has a lot of money and recently surprised his friend with an expensive 30,000 square foot mansion gift. All the men heartily congratulated each other as the fourth man returned from the bathroom.
Jerry informed him that they had been busy chatting about the successes of their sons and wanted to know how his son was faring. Frank answered, saying that his boy was gay and made a living as a dancer at the club.
The other three men looked sad and in unison said, “What a shame... what a disappointment.” However, Frank objected, saying he loved his son was proud of his impressive achievement.
He explained to his pals, saying, “His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet, and a top-of-the-line Mercedes from his three boyfriends!"