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Daily Joke: A Man Walks into a Pharmacy and Wanders up and Down the Aisles

Comfort Omovre
May 08, 2021
06:00 P.M.

A salesgirl noticed a man wandering up and down the aisles and went up to him to ask if she could assist him with anything.

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Source: Amomama

Source: Amomama

A man walked into a pharmacy store and started wandering up and down the aisles. The salesgirl observed the man for a while before going up to meet him.

She asked him if she could help him, and he told her he was looking for tampons for his wife. The salesgirl led him to the correct aisle for tampons.

Portrait of a young blonde lady. | Photo: Getty Images

Portrait of a young blonde lady. | Photo: Getty Images

Some minutes later, the man dropped a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. The salesgirl was instantly confused at seeing this. Hence, she asked him about the tampons he was looking for.

The man answered, revealing he sent his wife to buy him a carton of cigarettes the day before. However, she returned with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers because it was much cheaper. He added:

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"So, I figure if I have to roll my own……….so does she."

Here is another joke about the perfect husband: Several men were in the locker room of a golf club when a mobile rang on one of the benches. A man answered the phone and put it on speaker.

The rest of the men stopped to listen to the conversation. A woman was at the other end of the conversation and called the man honey, asking if he was still at the club.

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The man replied in the affirmative. The woman told him she was at the shops and had seen a beautiful leather coat that cost $2,000. She asked him if it was okay for her to buy the coat.

The man agreed, saying she could if she liked the coat that much. The woman also said she stopped at the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. She saw one she really liked and asked if she could buy it.

When the man asked about the price, she said it cost $90,000. He said she could buy it but that the car must come with all the options to go for that price.

The woman was delighted and asked for one more thing. She said she found out that the house she wanted the year before was back on the market for $980,000.

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The man asked her to make an offer of $900,000, but if the dealers did not accept, they could pay the extra $80,000. The woman agreed and said she would see him later, adding that she loves him very much.

The man also said goodbye to her and expressed love to her. When he hung up the phone, the other men in the locker room stared at him, astonished by what they just witnessed. The man turned around and asked:

"Anyone know whose phone this is."

Read another joke about a woman who visited a shopping center Santa Claus.

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