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Daily Joke: A Man Forgot about His Wedding Anniversary & His Wife Was Really Angry

Lois Oladejo
May 08, 2021
01:00 A.M.
Today's joke recounts how a man forgot his wedding anniversary and got his wife very angry. She requested a specific present, and this is how he redeemed himself.
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Bob was knee-deep in trouble after his wife found out he forgot their wedding anniversary. While she vented her anger, she requested that he got her a befitting present to make up for his errors.

Bob's wife asked for a sizable gift that should be delivered in the driveway, adding that it should be an item that would go from 0 to 200 in six seconds. She also requested that it be delivered the following day.

Angry young woman with arms folded. | Photo: Shutterstock

Angry young woman with arms folded. | Photo: Shutterstock

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The next day Bob left for work very early before his wife woke up. When she did, she noticed he already left home, and she made straight for the driveway where a wrapped gift box sat.

Eager to find out what it was, she carried the box indoors and opened it. Bob's wife found a brand-new bathroom scale inside the gift pack. Bob has not been home since then.

Photo of couple with a laptop in bed | Photo: Pexels

Photo of couple with a laptop in bed | Photo: Pexels

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Here's another joke about a married couple who had an altercation about meals. The husband got to work and opened the lunch his wife packed earlier in the day.

He found a sandwich and immediately took a bite. However, he spat it out with the same level of speed and could not hold back his anger. He called his wife straight away and demanded what was in the sandwich.

A couple at work talking. | Photo: Shutterstock

A couple at work talking. | Photo: Shutterstock

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The wife was confused about the question and she wanted to know why he asked. The displeased spouse replied referred to the sandwich as disgusting.

She made it known that she added crab paste to the sandwich, and he retorted that he has never had anything that terrible. When asked where she got it, the wife replied: "The Pharmacy."

A photo of a loving couple walking towards their new house. | Photo: Shutterstock

A photo of a loving couple walking towards their new house. | Photo: Shutterstock

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