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Daily Joke: Two Strangers, a Man, and a Woman, Sleep in the Same Train Carriage

Busayo Ogunjimi
May 10, 2021
04:00 A.M.

A man and a woman ended up in the same sleeping carriage of a train during a long trip, leading them to spend a long, cold night together.

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Once, two strangers found themselves as roommates in a train carriage. One was a man and the other, a woman. Initially embarrassed, the duo decided to overlook the gravity of the situation and make the night as seamless as possible.

The man picked the top bunk, while the woman opted for the lower bunk. Soon enough, they both fell asleep, desperate to get over the ordeal.

A man and woman waiting at a train station | Photo: Pexels

A man and woman waiting at a train station | Photo: Pexels

However, the man woke up at midnight, leaned over, and tapped the woman in a bid to wake her up. When she did wake, the man said:

"I'm sorry to bother you. But I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?"

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The view of inside a train | Photo: Pexels

The view of inside a train | Photo: Pexels

The woman could not believe his guts. With a glint in her eyes, the woman leaned out and responded: "I have a better idea. Just for tonight, let's make pretend that we are married."

The man could hardly believe his luck. With a note of excitement, he replied: "Ok! Awesome." "Good," the woman said and continued:

"Go get your own darn blanket!!!"

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THE MYSTERY BEHIND THE KISS

Four people on a train to Wichita silently form their opinions about a mysterious kiss and a slap that played out in a dark tunnel.

One day, a young programmer boarded a train with his project manager. The train was traveling through the mountains on its way to Wichita. The two positioned themselves on two available seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

The young woman and the young man soon became smitten by each other, which was obvious in their facial expressions, and exchanged glances.

A train at a train station | Photo: Pexels

A train at a train station | Photo: Pexels

After a while, the train passed through a tunnel, plunging the coach into total darkness. Everyone heard the sound of a kiss, followed by a slap seconds before the train emerged on the other side of the tunnel.

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The four people sit quietly, maintaining their original positions without so much as batting an eyelid. The grandmother thought to herself:

"It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter. But I'm glad she slapped him."

A man and a woman waiting a train subway at the train station. | Photo: Shutterstock

A man and a woman waiting a train subway at the train station. | Photo: Shutterstock

The project manager pondered: "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl. But I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped me!" The young woman resisted the urge to smile sheepishly as she recalled the feeling of the guy's lips on hers.

She thought: "I'm glad the guy kissed me. But I wish my grandmother had not slapped him." Disconnected from everyone else, the young programmer put on a satisfied expression as he sat there thinking:

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"Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his project manager all at the same time?"

Train conductor checking passengers for tickets. | Photo: Getty Images

Train conductor checking passengers for tickets. | Photo: Getty Images

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