Daily Joke: Mother Wakes up Her Son Who Does Not Want to Go to School

A mom woke her son up so he could go to school, but the son was reluctant and needed two reasons why he should go.

Early on a weekday, a mom breezed into her son's room and woke him up. She let him know he needed to prepare for school, but the son was not interested. 

Photo: AmoMama

Photo: AmoMama

She poked and prodded, but he wouldn't budge, as he insisted that he did not want to go to school. She then asked him to give her two reasons why he was adamant about skipping school. 

Teacher interacting with students in a classroom | Photo: Pexels

Teacher interacting with students in a classroom | Photo: Pexels

The son answered his mom, letting her know the kids disliked him and the teachers hated him too. The mom called his bluff, telling him those were not good enough reasons.

Then it was his turn to ask questions. The son asked his mom to give two reasons why he should go to school. She replied: "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!"

Photo of a young boy in a classroom | Photo: Pexels

Photo of a young boy in a classroom | Photo: Pexels

Here's a second joke about Johnny, who was getting cleared at a police station. Johnny had been robbed, and the police officer in charge took his statement.

During the evaluation, the officer outlined that the thief who attempted to steal Johnny's wallet ended up with a concussion in his brain as well as a broken nose. 

A little boy with green glass peeps around a white door. | Photo: Shutterstock

A little boy with green glass peeps around a white door. | Photo: Shutterstock

The suspect was severely injured with three broken ribs, and a patch of hair was missing on his head. The officer was perplexed by this as he asked Johnny how much money he had in the wallet.

Johnny replied, noting that he had three euros. By now, the officer was shocked as he exclaimed: "Goodness! I suppose that if you would have ten euros in your wallet, the thief would probably not survive your self-defense trial."

Police car parked on the street | Photo: Pexels

Police car parked on the street | Photo: Pexels

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