Daily Joke: A Little Boy Went to Visit His Grandmother
One day, a five-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother. In her bedroom, the kid played with his toys while the older woman was cleaning the furniture.
Suddenly, the boy asked his grandma a rather unexpected question: "How come you don't have a boyfriend?" The grandmother laughed and took a break from what she was doing to answer his question.
"My TV is my boyfriend," she explained. "I can spend all day watching it in my bedroom. The TV evangelists make me feel so good by keeping me company. I laugh a lot when I watch comedies."
The child's face was filled with amazement. According to the grandmother, she was thrilled to have the television as her boyfriend. However, a horrible picture appeared on the TV when she turned it on.
The older woman began adjusting the knobs in an attempt to get the picture in focus. As she became frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the television, hoping that it would fix the problem.
Meanwhile, upon hearing the doorbell ring, the boy ran to the door. Opening it, he saw his grandma's minister standing there. The minister greeted him and asked where his grandmother was." To which the kid replied:
"She's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend."
Can you handle a little more laughter? Here's another hilarious tale featuring an elderly lady aboard a cruise ship. The way she interacts with the gentleman will have you roaring with laughter.
During a peaceful evening, there was an older woman standing on the deck of a cruise ship. As much as she could, she tried to keep her hat in place, making sure that the wind wouldn't carry it off.
Using her hands, she firmly grasped her hat. At that moment, a charming young man walked up to the old lady and informed her that it wasn't just her hat that was being tossed around by the wind.
Apparently, the same thing was happening to her dress, which the man was concerned about. However, the old woman was more concerned with her hat, in which she had to use both hands to keep it on.
Astonishment flooded the gentleman's mind. He tried to convince the woman for the second time, pointing out that her intimate parts were on display for everyone on the cruise ship to see.
Upon examining her body for a moment, the old woman told the gentleman that everything he saw down there was 85 years old but that she had just recently purchased her hat.
Source: Jokes Of The Day