Daily Joke: Three Guys Die Together in an Accident and Go to Heaven
Three men were involved in an accident and died and found themselves in heaven. When they got there, they found it difficult to cope with the rules.
Three people were on a journey and got involved in an accident and died. They got to heaven, and at the gate of heaven, they saw St. Peter well dressed in an all-white outfit.
When they met St. Peter, he explained that the only rule in heaven was that no one should step on a duck. The men agreed and went into heaven. When they got into heaven, they were amazed at the number of ducks they saw around.
It was almost impossible not to step on a duck. The three guys did their best to avoid stepping on the ducks, but unfortunately, the first guy accidentally stepped on one.
St. Peter approached him with the ugliest woman he has ever seen. St. Peter then chained them together and told him his punishment for stepping on a duck is that he would spend eternity with the ugly woman.
The following day, the second guy accidentally stepped on a duck, and once again, St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, came to him with another extremely ugly woman. He chained them together, and just like he told the first guy, he said to the second:
"Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!"
The third guy had observed all that had happened and dreaded being chained with an extremely ugly woman for eternity, so he decided to be more cautious while walking around heaven.
He was able to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter walked up to him, which surprised him. He saw a gorgeous woman he had ever seen in his life standing with St. Peter.
She was very tall, tan, curvy, and sweetly blonde. St. Peter then chained them together without saying a word. The guy then said, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The pretty lady replied:
"I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
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