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Daily Joke: Three Women Get Drunk and Wake up in Jail

Busayo Ogunjimi
Jun 28, 2021
10:30 A.M.
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Three women had just graduated from school and decided to travel to Mexico for a night of wild celebrations. The next morning, they were shocked to find themselves on death row.

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Three ladies traveled to Mexico to celebrate their graduation with a few bottles of drinks. They got so drunk that when they woke up the next morning, they found themselves in jail.

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It turned out the ladies were to be executed that morning, and none of them had a single idea of what had happened the night before. They all walked to the execution spot, trying to recollect what had happened.

A picture of two women going into the ocean. | Photo: Pixabay

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The first one, a redhead, was strapped to the electric chair and asked by the executioner if she had any last words. With her eyes closed, she said,

"I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

A picture of three women facing an ocean. | Photo: Pixabay

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The executioner turned on the switch, but nothing happened, so they all fell to the ground on their knees and asked her to forgive them, and afterward, they let her go.

The next on the line was the second lady, a brunette. She was strapped to the electric chair, and when asked for her last words, she said, "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."

Portrait of two blondes in white T-shirts smiling. | Photo: Getty Images

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They tried turning on the switch bit once again, nothing happened. Realizing they had made a mistake, they fell on their knees and asked for her forgiveness. Afterward, they released her.

The last on the line was the third lady, a blonde. She was strapped to the chair, and when asked for her last words, she said, "well, I'm from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

Portrait of a young blonde lady. | Photo: Getty Images

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