Daily Joke: Three Men Got Stuck in a Desert and Found a Magic Lamp
Today's #jokeoftheday is about three friends who got stuck in a desert and stumbled on a magic lamp. They had different wishes, but little did they know that it would affect them the same way.
Three guys went on an adventure in a desert but got stranded when their vehicle stopped working. They began wandering, seeking help, when one of them spotted something shiny poking out of the sand― a magic lamp.
He excitedly picks it up and gives it a little rub out of curiosity. To his surprise, a genie pops out, looks at the three friends, and says, "I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish."
They all jump for joy. The guy who picked up the lamp goes first. He's sick and tired of walking around the desert, so he asks that he returns to his house. In an instant, he disappears from the desert.
The second guy feels the same way and asks to leave the desert. The genie does his bidding, and poof! He's gone from the scene. The genie turns to the third guy, waiting for his wish.
The friend rubs his head and says, "Gee. I'm awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my friends were still here!" Another joke tells the story of two friends who run into each other while walking their dogs.
The first one suggests that they go to lunch to catch up, but the other informs him that the restaurant won't let them in with their dogs. Determined, the first guy boldly approaches the restaurant with his German shepherd.
He is immediately stopped by the maître d' who says, "Sir, you can't bring your dog in here." In the sad voice, the first guy replies, "But I'm blind, and this is my guide dog."
The maître d' feels terrible and apologizes severely before leading the man and his dog to a table. The other friend has his mind blown. He delays for some minutes before trying his luck with his dog.
With his game face on, he performs the same routine as his friend, but the maître d' stops him immediately. The skeptical maître d' asks, You have a Chihuahua for a guide dog?" The man grumbles and replies, "A Chihuahua? Is that what they gave me?"