Daily Joke: A Bee Is Driving along the Highway
A bee is driving along the highway and sees a grasshopper looking for a lift. He pulls over to pick him up and this transpired between them.
A bee was driving along the highway when he caught sight of a grasshopper standing by the side of the road with his hands outstretched to signify he needed a lift.
The bee decided to oblige him, and he pulled over to pick him up. After they had traveled about 100 km, the car sputtered to a stop.
The grasshopper was amazed by the process, and he watched it happen a couple more times without passing a comment even though he was curious enough to want to know why the bee had been peeing into the fuel tank.
The grasshopper attempted to calm the bee down by confessing that he had to pee as well and would gladly relieve himself in the tank to keep the vehicle going.
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