Daily Joke: A Rabbit Walks into a Cake Shop
Birthday cakes are one of the most important aspects of any birthday, and it is important that the person whose birthday it is gets just the flavor that they enjoy so that they can enjoy their own birthday cake. The bunny in this joke knows that to be true.
For some, buying a birthday cake is essential, and having just the right birthday cake can be the cherry on top of an amazing day, but for others, cakes are simply a point of intrigue.
One day a bunny hops into a cake shop and, after browsing around for a little while, approaches the cashier and enquires about a cake. He asks the cashier if the cake shop has any spinach cakes available for purchase.
The cashier answers the bunny saying that they, unfortunately, do not have any spinach cakes for sale at that time. The bunny thanks the cashier and hops out of the store, but the next day, he returns.
Once again, the bunny approaches the cashier after hopping around the shop and browsing for a bit and enquires about whether or not they have spinach cakes available for purchase. Once again, the cashier tells the bunny that they, unfortunately, do not have any spinach cakes. The bunny thanks the cashier and leaves again.
Thinking that the bunny’s birthday might be coming up, and that is why he is looking for a spinach cake, the cashier decides to make one so that if the bunny comes back a third time, he will be able to present him with a lovely spinach cake.
Sure enough, on the third day, the bunny comes back and completes his usual routine of browsing around the shop for a bit before approaching the cashier to ask if they have any spinach cakes in the shop.
This time, the cashier is proud to tell the bunny that they do indeed have one spinach cake available to purchase. The bunny replies, “That must be a disgusting cake,” and hops out of the store.
Bunnies seem to be creatures that cause some major confusion in people’s lives, and this next joke proves that. A teacher asks a young boy in her class what he would get if she gave him two rabbits and then another two rabbits and then another two rabbits.
The boy promptly responds that he would have seven rabbits. Then, thinking that the boy has not heard the question correctly, the teacher asks again what the boy would have if she gave him two rabbits and then another two rabbits and then another two rabbits.
Once again, the boy replies that he would have seven rabbits. The teacher then decides to ask the question in a different way. She asks what the boy would have if she gave him two apples and then another two apples and then another two apples. The boy replies that he would then have six apples.
The teacher tells the boy that he is correct and then once again asks what he would have if she gave him two rabbits and then another two rabbits and then another two rabbits. Once again, the boy replies that he would have seven rabbits.
The teacher is confused about how the boy understands the sum when it is done with apples but not when it is done with rabbits. So she asks the boy how on earth he gets to the number seven, and he replies, “Because I already have one rabbit at home!”
Another bunny mystery happened when a man found his dog with the neighbor’s bunny in his mouth. He was burying the bunny after having killed it by catching it and trying to eat it.
The man felt terrible and didn’t know how to tell his neighbor that his dog had killed the rabbit, so he decided instead that he would wash the rabbit off and blow dry it so that it looked all fluffy and cute before he put it back in the cage so that it seemed like nothing happened.
The next day the man’s neighbor came over and asked if he had heard that the rabbit died. He said he didn’t know anything about it, and the neighbor told him that after they had buried the rabbit, someone dug the rabbit up, washed him off, and put him back in the cage.