Daily Joke: Young Bride Asks Her Husband for Money Every Time They Spend a Night Together

A woman charged her husband $20 each time they had sex for 30 years. One day, her husband returned from work with a piece of sad news, but she had a huge surprise for him.

A couple just got married and were anticipating their first night together. The husband lay on the bed eagerly anticipating the arrival of his new bride to their room.

When she got into the room, she demanded $20 for their first lovemaking as a couple. Since he was badly aroused, he agreed to whatever terms she had given him and dropped the cash.

This scenario played out for the next 30 years of their marriage. The husband kept on giving his wife $20 each time they had sex. He felt it was a way of getting new clothes for her, so he did not bother thinking much into it.

One afternoon, the woman arrived home and saw her husband looking drunk and frustrated. A few minutes later, she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate downsizing and its effects on a 50-year-old executive.

The woman gently gave her husband a bank book which showed deposits and interests for 12 years, totaling almost a million dollars. She pointed across their parking lot and made a gesture towards the bank close to their home.

She handed him stock certificates which were worth almost $2 million. She also informed him he was the largest shareholder in the bank. The man became confused about how she got all these.

She explained that for the 30 years she charged him for sex, she used the money to invest, and this was the result of her investments. The man was distraught and emotional. His wife asked him why he was sad on such a good day, and he replied:

"If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!"

Another Joke: A guy on a golf course stood over his ball for a long time, and it seemed like an eternity. He looked up and down and measured the distance, figuring the direction and speed of the wind.

His partner had had enough of everything, so he said, "What's taking so long? Hit the damn ball!" The guy replied, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." With a deep sigh, his partner said,

"Forget it, man, you'll never hit her from here."

Read another joke about a couple who just moved into a new house.

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