A yuppie suffered damage to his vehicle, and it left him upset. Hence, when a police officer arrived at the scene, he complained bitterly about his woes.
A yuppie owned a luxurious BMW car. One day, he opened the door of his car, and immediately as he did, another vehicle came along, hit the door, and ripped it off from the rest of the vehicle.
A policeman arrived at the scene of the crash. The yuppie complained bitterly to the officer about the damage his precious BMW suffered.
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The officer got tired of the yuppie's constant complaints. He told the yuppie he was tired of his kind being so materialistic and that they made him sick.
The officer pointed out that the yuppie was so carried away with the loss of his BMW door that he did not notice he had also lost his left arm. The yuppie screamed when he saw he was bleeding on his left shoulder and asked: "Where's my Rolex?!!!!!"
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Here is another joke about an ambitious yuppie who booked himself on a Caribbean cruise. The yuppie had worked very hard for many years and made enough money to book himself on the cruise.
During the cruise, the young man had the time of his life and enjoyed himself to the fullest. However, the boat began to sink. Soon, the man found himself on a deserted island. He stayed there for a month without company until he found a beautiful woman rowing towards the shore.
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The yuppie asked the woman where she had come from. The woman explained that she was shipwrecked the previous year and got stranded on the island's other side.
The yuppie asked her how she got the rowboat, and she explained that she made it out of gum and palm trees. The man remained inquisitive and wondered how she made the boat without any tools.
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The woman further explained that she used volcanic rocks to trim the wood and then used eucalyptus jelly as glue. She also took him to the island's other side.
While there, she took him to an elaborate bungalow complete with ceiling fans and furniture, which she produced from vines. The man could hardly believe his eyes.
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After making the man feel welcome, the woman looked into his eyes and asked him if there was anything he had been desiring while he had been alone. She had barely finished asking her question when the man replied: "Do you mean I can check my e-mail from here!?!"
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