Daily Joke: Woman Went to the Hairdresser before Her Trip to Rome
A woman was getting her hair done in preparation for a trip to Rome. While at it, she told the hairdresser about her journey and was urged not to go. However, things would turn to be different, contrary to the hairdresser's thoughts.
A woman was about to embark on a trip to Rome with her husband and decided to get her hair styled beautifully. While getting her hair done at the salon, she told the hairdresser about the trip.
Surprised, the hairdresser replied to the woman, expressing her thoughts on the journey. She explained that Rome was a crowded and dirty place, rhetorically asking why anyone would want to go there.
Then, the hairdresser asked the woman about her plans on getting there, to which she replied that she and her husband were taking United Airlines because they got a great rate.
Immediately, the hairdresser exclaimed, noting that the airline was a terrible one. According to her, their planes were old, they had ugly flight attendants, and they were always late. Then she asked the woman where she was going to stay in Rome.
The woman revealed they would stay at an exclusive little place over Rome's Tiber River called Taste. Without hesitation, the hairdresser urged the woman not to stay there because the site was a dump.
Similarly, when the woman told the hairdresser she and her husband would visit the Vatican and probably see the Pope, the hairdresser began to laugh hysterically and said:
"You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month passed and the woman returned for another hair styling. The hairdresser asked about her trip to Rome and got a lovely response. The woman explained that their flight was on time and they were even upgraded to first-class because the plane was overbooked.
She also explained that the hotel was terrific, having spent $5 million to remodel it. According to the woman, the hotel was overbooked too, and she and her husband were given the owner's suite at no extra cost. Then the hairdresser replied:
"Well, that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
To the hairdresser's disappointment, the woman revealed that they did. She noted that while they toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard approached her and relayed that the Pope wanted to meet some visitors.
The woman added that she waited in the Pope's private room, and five minutes later, he walked into the room and shook her hand. Then she knelt and he whispered something to him.
Curious, the hairdresser asked what the Pope told the woman and the woman replied:
"He said, 'Who screwed up your hair?'"
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