Daily Joke: Pilot Accidentally Lost His Way and Landed the Plane in Area 50
A pilot was whisked away for questioning after he accidentally landed in a secret Air Force base. After background checks, he was released and asked not to inform anyone of the location. However, his following action will surprise you.
One day at Area 51, a single-engine plane was spotted by a radar tech on its final approach to the secret Air Force base. The plane landed and was immediately surrounded by armed guards.
The pilot was taken in for questioning. While narrating his ordeal, the pilot explained that he was flying from Las Vegas and got lost. He further stated that the plane was running out of fuel, so he decided to land on the first runway he saw.
After much interrogation and background checks, the pilot convinced them he was innocent and was to be released the following day. But before he was released, he was warned not to give any information on where he was or what he had experienced or seen.
After his plane was refueled, he was sent back to Las Vegas after a proper heading. Hours later, the man's aircraft was sighted again, about to land in the area, but this time, there were two people inside.
When the plane landed, as usual, armed men surrounded it. Immediately, the man came down from the airplane and screamed:
"Do whatever you want with me, but SOMEBODY has to tell my wife where I was last night."
A 747 aircraft had engine trouble, which made the pilot issue an instruction to the cabin crew. He asked the crew members to ensure that they took their seats and prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot requested to know if his instructions were adhered to, and the flight attendant replied in the affirmative before adding:
"Except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards."
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