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Daily Joke: Three Brothers Can't Decide Which One of Them Will Turn Off the Lights

Laura Beatham
Jul 14, 2021
02:30 A.M.
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Had any hilarious situations happened between you and your siblings? Well, today's jokes are all about brothers who created some pretty funny situations!

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THE LIGHTS

One night, three brothers who share a bedroom could not decide who would switch the lights off. They argued for a couple of minutes. The first ordered the second to do it, and then the second ordered the third to switch off the lights.

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The third brother refused as he felt it was unfair. The three brothers then decided that whoever spoke first would have to switch off the lights. So they all remained silent for several days. None of them left the house, as they were worried one of the brothers would talk while the others were out.

Days had passed and people became worried about them, as no one had seen them for over a week. So a few of the brothers' friends broke into their home and discovered that the brothers had died.

A light bulb on a table. | Photo: Pixabay/Free-Photos

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But as their bodies were put into body bags, the third and youngest brother shouted, "Hey! I'm not dead!"

And the two older brothers told him he had to switch the lights off because he spoke first.

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THE FORGETFUL BROTHERS

One day, two brothers, Yu and So, were involved in a terrible car crash. Unfortunately, both siblings developed amnesia from their injuries. So's amnesia was only partial as he could remember facts about himself, but not anyone else.

Meanwhile, Yu's condition was much worse as he could not recall anyone, not even his closest friends, favorite family members, or his own name. His parents were absolutely devastated.

Their father tried to talk to them and help them to remember things, but nothing helped. Eventually, their father broke down and said, "Yu has forgotten who Yu is, and So you have forgotten me.

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TWO BROTHERS WANT TO ENLIST

Two brothers wanted to do their patriotic duty and enlist in the military. The first recruiter's office they visited was the Air Force. They walked in and were greeted by a recruiter who said, "Hi gentlemen, what can I do for you today?"

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One of the brothers said, "My name is Darren, and this is Billy Bob. We want to enlist."

The recruiter responded, "Amazing. Tell me, men, what do you do for a living?"

Billy Bob said, "I'm a pilot."

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"Wow! That's excellent. We always need more pilots in the Air Force," the recruiter said excitedly. He then walked Billy Bob to the next room to start filling out the enlistment papers.

After 10 minutes, the recruiter returned and asked Darren, "So what do you do for a living?"

Darren responded, "I'm a woodchopper."

The recruiter looked disappointed and said, "Oh no, I'm sorry. We don't need a woodchopper in the Air Force."

Darren looked confused and said, "What do you mean? You just took my brother."

The recruiter said, "Well, that is because your brother is a pilot, and as we are the Air Force, we always need more pilots."

Darren was still confused and said, "Yes, but I have to chop the wood before Billy Bob can pile it."

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