Today's joke is about a soldier who showed up for military training but forgot to bring his gun. Not knowing what to do, the forgetful soldier heeds the sergeant's advice and joins the training.
Believe it or not, some people tend to be the "forgetful type," while others might experience moments where they accidentally forget something important. Something similar happened to the soldier in this joke who forgot to bring his gun to the training.
The soldier dramatically aimed for every trainee | Shutterstock
When the soldier showed up to the training without his weapon, he was stopped by the sergeant, who handed him a stick and pointed to the training field. The sergeant then began demonstrating how to use the stick:
"You'll have to use this, soldier. If you need to shoot someone, just aim your stick at them and shout 'Bangity bang-bang.' If someone gets too close to you, poke them in the gut with it as though it was a bayonet and shout 'Stabbity stab-stab.' Now get moving."
After listening carefully to the sergeant, the soldier thought it downright absurd to use the stick as a gun. Regardless, he decided to give it a try, so he aimed the stick at a trainee standing across the field and screamed, "Bangity bang-bang!"
Surprisingly enough, the trainee fell and lay flat on the field in a dramatic display. The soldier could not believe what had just happened and decided to test the stick one more time, so he aimed at another trainee.
The soldier poked a trainee running past him in the ribs, all the while shouting, "Stabitty-stab-stab!" Once again, the trainee fell flat on the ground, pretending to be as dead as a doornail.
Soon afterward, the soldier ran through the mock battlefield, shouting and screaming "Bangity bang-bang" and "Stabbity-stab-stab" as he dramatically aimed for every trainee. Eventually, he was the only man left standing.
The soldier was taken over by pride and pure ecstasy until he noticed another soldier walking toward him. The other soldier was slowly closing the distance between them, threateningly and with rigid movements.
By now, the soldier had gained confidence in his abilities, so he aimed his stick and screamed, "Bangity-bang-bang!" To his surprise, the other soldier was still standing tall and unharmed and continued to walk in his direction with stiff, aggressive footsteps.
The soldier couldn't understand why his stick wasn't working on the man and started sweating out of fear and nervousness. Nonetheless, he gathered his strength, adjusted his grip on the stick, and motioned it again, shouting, "Bangity-bang-bang!"
Much to his dismay, nothing happened, and the other soldier still stood tall and strong. The soldier worked in a frenzy and, with shaking hands, pretended to reload his stick. He then cried at the top of his voice, "Bangity bang-bang! Bangity bang-bang! Stabbity stab-stab!"
Disappointments were clearly in order for the soldier, and just like the first two times, the other soldier remained unscathed and strong. Finally, he reached the soldier, kicked him in the shin, and heroically knocked him to the ground.
In the act of claiming his victory, he stood on the fallen soldier with the stick and screamed: "Tankity tank-tank!"
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