Managing large crowds is no child's play, particularly if the hall is jam-packed with people that weren't even invited to the event. While some event hosts may feel pressured under such conditions, others know the perfect tactics to turn the game around.
The event host in this joke faced a similar situation, but instead of becoming overwhelmed by the crowd, he had a different game plan altogether. He went on the stage, grabbed the microphone, and announced:
The smart emcee. | Photo: Shutterstock
"Okay, everyone. So now we are going to play a little game between the bride's and the groom's side. I request the bride's relatives to kindly come to the left of the party hall, and those of the groom to the right."
Following the announcement, a few "well-behaved" people moved to the right of the party hall, and the remaining took the left side. Surprisingly enough, there remained a few people in the middle of the hall who didn't move to either of the sides.
While anyone else would be confused by such a situation, the emcee proved himself as the real host of the evening. He carefully observed the entire scene, and minutes later, he called in the venue bouncers and kicked out everyone on the left and right sides of the hall.
"Gentlemen! This is Gary's retirement party!" shouted the emcee.
ANOTHER JOKE ABOUT AN EVENT HOST
Here's another joke where a game show host had a rabbit in the hot seat and proceeded to shoot a few questions at the furry animal. The host grabbed his question cards, looked at the rabbit, and started the game.
"Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus 5?" asked the host.
"Twelve," replied the rabbit.
"That's correct!" remarked the host. "Now for question 2: What is 56 minus 37?"
The rabbit took a while to think and replied, "Nineteen."
"That's correct! Okay, now here is your grand prize question." said the host. "How much is 1,297 times 142?"
Without wasting a single moment, the rabbit instantly responded, " 184,174, what else?"
The host was amazed to see the rabbit's stellar performance, and couldn't help his curiosity, so he said: "That's correct! But tell me, how did you get the final answer so quickly?"
"Oh, that's easy," replied the rabbit. "If there's one thing us rabbits can do, it's multiply!"
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