Daily Joke: U.S. President and Britain's Queen Visit the Kingdom of Wakanda
The King of the prestigious and magical land of Wakanda extended a royal invitation to the US President and the Queen of England to join him for a magnificent banquet.
When the two influential figures arrived, they were met by the Royal Palace Guide who proceeded to give them a tour of the royal grounds.
Before starting the tour, the guide cautioned them, "I must warn you, the grandeur and prestige of what you are about to see are unparalleled to anything you have seen before."
The two country heads scoffed. "How dare anyone think a place is more prestigious and more demanding of respect than Buckingham Palace," thought the Queen.
While the President thought of his digs back in the US and thought, "Well, who would ever think that a place in a third world country is more impressive than the White House and my fleet of airplanes."
Both thinking they lived in the most magnificent places on earth, they were shocked when they walked up the Wakanda Palace steps into a beautiful and grand room that ran as far as the eye could see.
The floor was lined with the most amazing Persian carpets. Marble pillars rose from the floor to the ceiling, a few stories above the Queen and the President.
The walls were lined with thrones made with the most exquisite material. In each throne sat a dog of pure pedigree. There were about 50 of them. The room was abuzz with butlers running with golden platters.
Each platter was decked out with tasty-looking delicacies and a small orchestra was gently playing in the background, lulling the animals in the most relaxing looking sleep.
Not wanting to admit the grandiosity of the palace, the US President said, "Alright, this place is pretty big, but I'm pretty sure the White House is at least double the size."
In response to the President's words, the Queen scoffed and said, "Oh, if you care about size, then fine. But one does prefer the decor at Buckingham Palace."
The Royal Guide was impatiently waiting for the guests at the end of the room, so he said, "Do hurry. Surely you didn't travel all this way just to see our kennels?"
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