A man named John, who is a circus owner, manages a little band that comprises his dog and cat. While the dog played the guitar, the cat followed through by singing.
John went around the city showing off the talent of his pets. Each time they were at an event or a show, the dog would expertly play the guitar, and the cat would belt a tune.
Soon enough, the trio became famous, going far and wide and becoming a favorite entertainment group. One day, news of the musical cat and dog reached all over and a rich businessman got curious.
John and his pets were invited to the rich businessman's home and they were well-received. However, before they began their show, the wealthy man called John to the side.
He admitted that he had little interest in the performance, but he was more fascinated by the secret. He told John that he would like to know how he got his pets to sing.
John answered that it was a simple thing. He made it known that the dog played the guitar while the cat sang the right tune. The business tycoon was not pleased to hear this.
He thought to himself for a few seconds trying to process the answer he got, and decided to ask John again how he got his animals to sing. John was getting impatient at this point.
He indicated that he couldn't share his secret because it was his means of livelihood. John added that once the secret was out, that meant no one would be fascinated anymore.
John did not want to lose his large fan base and money. He reaffirmed to their host that he could not share the secret to his circus show. Then the rich man decided to try another way.
He pleaded with John and told him that he would give him any money he wished for. The businessman added that all he needed was the secret. By now, John was tired of the conversation.
He thought to himself for a few minutes as he stared at the man. After a while, he sighed and agreed to tell him the secret. The tycoon was so excited by this, and he listened intently. John replied:
“The dog plays the guitar and sings; the cat just moves its mouth and pretends.”
If you enjoyed this joke, you might find this one even more hilarious. It is about little Johnny who went for confession to gather information from the priest.
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