Daily Joke: Old Dying Woman Sweetly Addresses Her Husband

An old woman is in her last moment of life, and her loving husband is at her bedside. The two are discussing their long and happy life together.

The woman looked at her husband and said, "Oh, Harry! You have been by my side for every hardship in my life." Harry was overwhelmed with emotion and could not speak.

"You were there when I broke my leg falling off the ladder while trimming the leaves on our lemon tree at 25! You were also there when my lung collapsed at 45!" she said with tears in her eyes.

Harry squeezed his wife's hand while she continued, "Then when I cut my hand and needed stitches ten years later and when I fell and broke my hip at 75!"

"Of course," Harry said, "I'll always be there for you!"

"And now you are with me as I am dying," his wife said as Harry started sobbing. "Harry?"

"Yes, my love," Harry said.

"You're a jinx!" the wife responded.

That poor old woman! If you need another laugh, check out the joke below about a hilarious old woman who caught a ride in a taxi!

ANOTHER OLD WOMAN JOKE

One day an older woman caught a ride in a Mercedes-Benz taxi cab. As she hopped in, the driver asked her where she was going. She gave him the address and explained that she was in town visiting family.

After a while, the woman noticed the car's characteristic Mercedes-Benz ornament emblem mounted onto the car's hood. So the old woman asked, "What's that for?"

The driver realized that this was a perfect opportunity to make the old woman laugh, so he said, "That's a sight, and I installed it so I can aim at my targets better."

"What do you mean targets?" said the woman as a cyclist rode into view of the taxi's front window.

"Well, you see that cyclist over there?" asked the driver. The woman nodded. "Well, I hate cyclists, so I am going to run him over!" The driver then pretended to look at the sight and began to drive towards the cyclist.

But at the last minute, he turned the wheel and missed the cyclist. But there was a loud noise that surprised the driver, so he asked, "What was that sound?"

The old woman said, "Well, you can say whatever you want about your fancy sight, but if I hadn't opened the car's door, we would have never hit the cyclist!"

That old woman is a wild one! For another laugh, check out our large collection of jokes, starting with this one about an older woman on her fourth marriage.

Sources: Reddit and Upjoke.