Daily Joke: Doctor Asks Man How Often He Drinks to Find Out If He Is Addicted
It was Friday and the end of a long week, so a man left work early and decided to spend some time with his friend. It was the friend’s birthday, and he was celebrating that same evening.
The man and the celebrant gathered some friends, and they all headed to the pub. When they got there, everyone ordered a round of drinks, but the man ordered more rounds.
After drinking all through Friday night, he headed home for a good night's rest. The next day the man woke up close to midday but was thankful it was the weekend.
He was also not feeling too good due to the heavy drinking from the previous night. He laid down back in bed to rest, knowing that he could be there all day since it was the weekend.
The man slept again for hours, and when he woke up in the evening, he felt better and more energized. He immediately got out of bed and took his bath.
He saw that it was evening and he wanted to hang out with his pals. He immediately dialed all their cell numbers asking them to gather at the pub. The man quickly got dressed and headed to the pub.
When he got there, he was glad that all his pals were seated and enjoying the evening. He immediately settled down, exchanged pleasantries, and ordered his own drinks.
Just like Friday night, the man had a lot of drinks before heading home. A few days later, the man's family members noticed that there was something amiss about him.
They observed him some more and mentioned their concerns. The man felt nothing was wrong with him, but his family insisted, and they advised him to visit the doctor.
He shrugged and obliged, and the next day, the man secured a doctor's appointment. He went to the doctor on the scheduled date and explained that his family thought something was wrong.
He also told the doctor that he felt he had a drinking problem. The doctor proceeded to ask him how many times he drank in a week and he replied, "Honestly, 4 or 5 days per week."
The doctor thought to himself for a while, trying to evaluate the man's drinking. He explained that it was not a healthy habit, but four or five times a week was not bad. Then the man replied:
"That's good to hear. By the way, I also drink 7 nights per week."
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