Daily Joke: Captain of a Ship Sees a Bright Light in the Darkness of the Ocean

A sea captain was finishing up a long and tiring day at sea. It was now nighttime, and he was looking out into the pitch-dark night sky when he noticed a bright light out into the distance. 

He checked his radio and was able to get a signal from the bright light. So he signaled to them over the radio to change their course 10 degrees to the east. 

However, the light source quickly signaled back to the ship, "No, you change your course 10 degrees to the west!"

The captain thought with his big ship, he would never have to change course. | Photo: Pixabay/David Mark

The captain thought with his big ship, he would never have to change course. | Photo: Pixabay/David Mark

Angered, the captain signaled back, "I am a navy captain! Now change your course, sir!"

But immediately, the light signaled, "I am a seaman, second class. So change your course now!"

The captain was now very furious. He quickly went to his radio and signaled, "I am a battleship! So I will not move for anything!"

Then he received one final message, "I am a lighthouse, so it's your call."

Wow! That lighthouse watchman won that battle! If you need another laugh, check out the joke below about a wife who was over her husband's snoring!

A SNORING HUSBAND

Her husband snored so loudly! | Photo: Pexels/Kampus Production

Her husband snored so loudly! | Photo: Pexels/Kampus Production

A woman was nearing her tether as her husband's snoring was so loud that it kept her up every night and made it impossible to fall asleep! She decided to call the family doctor to see if anything could be done to prevent his snoring or quiet it down a bit.

The doctor said, "Well, there is one operation I can do...But I have to tell you. It is costly. It will cost you around $15,000 deposit and a payment of $1,000 every month for the next 2 years!"

"Wow, that is expensive," said the woman, "Sounds like I'm buying a yacht."

"Oh," said the doctor, "was that too obvious?"

Can you imagine that? She almost bought a yacht! If you need another laugh, check out the joke below about a cheeky sailor who was visiting a bar!

This doctor really wasn't helpful. | Photo: Pixabay/Robin Higgins

This doctor really wasn't helpful. | Photo: Pixabay/Robin Higgins

CHEAP SHOTS

One day a thirsty sailor rushed into a local bar. He ran up to the bartender and said, "Give me five shots of your best quality whiskey, please!"

The bartender poured the whiskey, and the sailor immediately knocked back the shots one by one at a rapid speed! The bartender was amazed and asked, "Why are you drinking so quickly?"

The sailor said, "Well, you would too if you had what I have!"

He had a lot of shots! | Photo: Pixabay/ Jagga

He had a lot of shots! | Photo: Pixabay/ Jagga

The bartender said, "Oh yeah, what do you have?"

The sailor took his last shot, winked, and said, "Fifty cents," before he grabbed his things and ran for the door!

If you loved those jokes, why not send them to a friend. Or if you need another laugh, check out this joke about a hilarious fisherman!

Source: Upjoke and YBW.

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