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Daily Joke: Salesman Challenges Himself to Try and Sell a Cheap Suit to a Reluctant Customer

Busayo Ogunjimi
Aug 07, 2021
07:00 A.M.

A salesman wanted to prove to himself that he was exceptionally brilliant at his job, so he challenged himself to try to sell a cheap suit to a reluctant customer.

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The local store representative asked his customer to try on the cheap suit. One look at the suit, and the buyer concluded that he would rather not wear it. However, after much persuasion, he agreed.

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The men walked to the large mirror in the shop, and the customer exclaimed, "But the left trouser leg is shorter than the right."

Mr salesman answered, "Yes, yes. But that's why it's so cheap, sir. All you need to do is bend the right knee a bit and no one will notice the difference."

This seemed fair, but half a second later, the man had another objection. He noticed the side pockets of the suit — one was two inches longer than the other.

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When he raised his concern, the salesman said, "All you do is pull this side up a bit and tuck it under your chin...Remember, the suit's very cheap, so lift your left shoulder and then the sleeve won't hang over your hand."

Now impressed with the explanations, the man took his receipt and left the store after changing into his recent purchase. When he got out, he structured his body to fit the suit. The buyer tucked his chin into his chest, hung his shoulder into the air, and was limping.

The man took his receipt and changed into the suit | Photo: Pexels

The man took his receipt and changed into the suit | Photo: Pexels

Then he passed by two doctors who noticed him. The first one said, "Poor man, he's got a terrible affliction."

The other replied, "Indeed, but he managed to fit the suit perfectly."

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In for more laughs? Here is another salesman joke with the ability to crack up even the saddest person in the world.

THE TRAVELING SALESMAN

A salesman traveled from one state to another in the hope of selling his super unique vacuum cleaner. He finally reached the home of one lady and knocked on her door.

A grumpy old lady came out, glanced through his boxes, and confessed that she was not interested in his wares because she had no money.

The old lady confessed she was not interested in his wares | Photo: Pexels

The old lady confessed she was not interested in his wares | Photo: Pexels

The man was determined to convince her, so he kicked her door open and proudly said, "Once you see what this can do, you'll change your mind." The lady repeated that she was broke and did not care about the great machine.

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But the salesman did not yield. He began dumping boxes of dirt on her carpet. Then he said, "Ma'am I promise you, if this vacuum doesn't pick up every last speck, I will eat this dirt."

The salesman promised the old lady the vacuum cleaner was good | Photo: Pexels

The salesman promised the old lady the vacuum cleaner was good | Photo: Pexels

Without wasting time, the woman mentioned that she would get him a spoon. This surprised the sojourner who asked why. She replied, "I told you I'm broke. They shut my power off yesterday."

Enjoyed the two jokes? Read this one about a farmer who brings a rooster to a movie theater.

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